Bob And Tom - The Toy chords

      
The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show
Key GVerse 1:
G CMy baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines
G DShe just wants my lovin all the time.
G CWhen I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
G D Gto fill the void when I'm not by her side.
Chorus
C GA multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
A7 Dwith a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
C GVibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
A7 Gthe Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.
Verse 2:
G CSo i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
G DThat takes my place when I'm not by her side.
G CAnd there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
G D GSo I asked the clerk to show me what he had.
Chorus 2:
C Ghe had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
A7 DA g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
C GA backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist
A7 Gand a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.
Verse 3:
G CAnd there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
G DIt was the one she wanted all along
G CI drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
G D GI shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.
Chorus
C GIt was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long
A7 Dwith a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
C GVibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
A7 Dthat SOB will never be the same
C GHe won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere
A7 G And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.
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