Bomb The Music Industry - Congratulations John On Joining Every Time I Die chords

      
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CCongratulations! Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo.
AmCongratulations! All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you.
Dm GWhoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
CCongratulations! Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat?
AmCongratulations! Are you gonna swear off ska and stop gelling your hair back?
Dm GWhoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
C GNice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
C G#Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
Dm G C GYou finally did something right and I'm two percent bummed it wasn't me.
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CI hope you know that Christine's gonna ask you to get into all your shows for free
AmAnd I will smile while silently resenting you for quitting Bomb the Music Industry.
Dm GWhoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Am GNow Dave has another friend who's in a more successful band.
Am F GJenna's got another contact and another drummer to make out with again! w00t!
C GNice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
C G#Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
Dm G C AmYou finally did something right and you'll probably meet Dave Grohl.
Dm GAnd tell us about him when you get home.
C G Am FThen you'll get the news from me that you'll never quit this band.
C G Am And we're taking you out on tour for those two months a year that you're
Fhome because we can.
C G Am And sure it's out of spite not to replace you, but you promised and we shook
Fhands.
C G Am So remember when you're back in Long Island, you will forever be forced to
Fbe a part of a ska band.
N.C.One, two, three, one, two, three! Pick it up! One, two, three!
C GNice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
C G#Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
Dm G C AmYou finally did something right, I guess state college did pay off!
Dm G C AmWe're all music majors too, can you make Ferret give us jobs
Dm G Cor at least tell Ferret to sign my band?
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FmDiiiiiii...ck.
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