Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco
Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
G(arpeggio) Yeah I was always the lazy one,
G(arpeggio) A Southern Californian,
F CBut I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
G(arpeggio)So this summer just for fun
G(arpeggio)Hopped in my DeLorean
F CAnd headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
Dm Em F GI thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'.
C FI misunderstood him somehow.
Dm Em F GSo far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
C FI didn't mind feedin the sows.
F GBut HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
GThis cow must think i'm crazy
F CI'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
C C F (play twice)How do you milk a cow?
G(arpeggio)Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
G(arpeggio)But these farmers all make fun of me.
F CCan't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
G(arpeggio)So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
G(arpeggio)Learned to spotlight deer at night,
F CAnd I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
Dm EmOne thing's for sure,
F GI hate shovelin' manure,
C FIt gets all over my overalls.
Dm EmThem horses need shoein'
C FSo I thought maybe I'd ask you all.
F GHOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
FI think it's safe to say
G CA man could get arrested for this stuff in LA
F CThis heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
C Tell me how do you milk a cow.
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
G CI'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
FI'm headin' back to Cali
CAnd I'm turnin' in my plow.
C C F (fade) How do you milk a cow?