Darren Criss – So Many Douchebagsguys Like Peter chords

Chords:
Transpose:
(slowly)
Bm C Bm CSo many douchebags in the world
Bm C BmSo many douchebags get the girls
B7 Em A7who deserve more than absolutely anything
Em A7than you and I or anyone could bring
C Bm They need a prince in armor who could sing
C Bm (let ringTheir love to them
(speed up tempo)
Bm C Bm CSo many assholes in this place
Bm C BmSo many assholes in my face!
B7 EmWhy don’t they leave me alone
A7to love princesses and queens?
Em A7They wouldn’t ever be in between
C Bm C BmI’d treat them nice and I’d never be mean to them
BmYeah yeah yeah…
(pick the bass note before each chord)
Em C G D/F#But there will always be guys like Peter
Em C G D/F#A no good tennis playing self absorbin' wiener
Em C G He’ll never ever go see you at the theatre
D/F# C D/F# C D/F# CAnd he’ll never know the lengths that I’d go just to see your show
Bm CBa ba ba ba ba ba ba…
Bm CBa ba ba ba ba ba da…
Bm CBa ba ba ba ba ba da…
Bm CBa da ba ba ba ba ba…
Bm C Bm CSo many bastards here
Bm C BmWhy can’t these bastards disappear?
B7 EmWe’ll blast them off to outer space
A7 We’ll never see them again
Em A7I’d launch them all to Venus and then…
C Bm C BmI wouldn’t have to deal with them anymore
BmYeah yeah yeah…
Em C G D/F#But there will always be guys like Peter
Em C G D/F#Who’ll jump the ship before takeoff and reappear
Em C GRight before I’d just try to get near her
D/F# C D/F# C D/F# CAnd he’ll never know the steam that I’d blow when I’d see her go
Bm (hard strum on the chord changes)
C BmSo why do these guys even exist?
C BmAnd how can the girls just can’t resist?
C BmDon’t they know it just makes me pissed?
C BmHey that’s me, was born that way
C BmAnd c’est la vie, what more to say?
C BmI could complain but what’s the use?
C BmSomething I ain’t, the simple truth but…
(one strum each)
Em C G D/F#There will always be guys like Petey
Em C G D/F#To make my life just a little bit more shitty
Em C G He’ll always be the block to every titty
D/F# Cthat I’ll ever love
D/F# CAnd it’s been kinda rough
D/F# CSo Pete, I’ve had enough
D/F# CPete, I’ve had enough
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