David Alan Coe - I Made Linda Lovelace Gag tab

I Made Linda Lovelace Gag
by David Allen Coe

Verses: G-C-D-GChorus: G-C-G-D G-C-G-D-G
intro Verse 1: G Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps C You can talk about your hollywood fags D if you want to know the baddest motherfucker in the world D G then i'm the greatest lover alive Verse 2: G Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me C before she ever got rich D and it would take the average man a day and a half D G just to satisfy that bitch Verse 3: G why the queen of england, gave me the key C to the whole damn country of France D D and it only took me fifteen minutes D G to get in to her pants Verse 4: G well i fucked them all, from coast to coast C cause honey, that's my bag D D in fact, i'm the only guy in the world D G that can make linda lovelace gag Chorus G do do do do, do do do C do do duh G do do duh do duh do D do do do do G do do do do, do do do C do do duh G D do do duh do duh do G do do do do Now it ain't that my dick is so god damn big it's just that i know how to use it and i never let no nickel dime whore ever get the chance to abuse it they can suck it for hours and hours on end but i'll still be in control and i won't come until i want to come cause that's my jelly roll now there ain't no woman that's no match for me i've had them try to wear me down i've fucked them barmaids and bank clerks i even fucked a circus clown teachers and lawyers, doctors and more them fat women sure are greeeat i'll tell you i'm the only motherfucker in the world that can make linda lovelace gag interlude well ol' harry reams fell apart at the seams when he saw me fuck that whore she sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts and i still hollared for more she sucked my asshole, she sucked my toes she's the suckingest bitch around well i made her call up two more cunts and man that ain't no jive she don't give me no shit, about being no big time lover or some movie star with a jag cause you ain't shit, if you can't get linda lovelace to gag and don't talk about being no full time lover cause mister that's my bag i'm the only mother fucker in the damn world that can make linda lovelace gag chorus solo to fade out
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