Eminem – The Real Slim Shady Acoustic chords

Hey, this is my first ever tab! I hope you like it, I think it goes pretty well XD

I'd say for the strumming pattern, just strum down, but up before the chord 
change, if that makes any sense.


G D Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Em CJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
G Dand started whoopin her ass worse than before
Em C they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
G DIt's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
Em Che didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
G DAnd Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Em CDr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
G DFeminist women love Eminem
Emchigga chigga chigga
C"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him look at him,
G DWalkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what
Em CFlippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
G DYeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Em CBut no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
G D Em Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
Cbut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
G D "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
Em CAnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
G D And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
Em C And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
G D Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
EmBy the time they hit fourth grade
CThey got the Discovery Channel don't they?
G D Em"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Cwho cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
G D But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Em Cthen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
G D[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Em CWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
G D'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
Em CAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
G DSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Em Cplease stand up, please stand up?
G DWill Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
Em Cwell I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
G DYou think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Em CHalf of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
G D"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Em CWhy? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
G DSo you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Em CShit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
G Dso I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
Em Cand hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
G DYou little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
Em C"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
G DI should download her audio on MP3
Em Cand show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
G D EmI'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
Cso I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
G D And there's a million of us just like me
Em Cwho cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
G Dwho dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
Em Cand just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
G DI'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
Em Cthings you joke about with your friends inside your living room
G DThe only difference is I got the balls to say it
Em Cin front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
G DI just get on the mic and spit it
Em Cand whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
G Dbetter than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Em CThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
G DIt's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
Em CI'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
G DPinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
Em CAnd I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
G DAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
Em CHe could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
G D [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
EmScreaming "I don't give a fuck!"
Cwith his windows down and his system up
G DSo, will the real Shady please stand up?
Em CAnd put one of those fingers on each hand up?
G DAnd be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
Em Cand one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus 4X] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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