Flight Of The Conchords – Im Not Crying chords

This is a corrected version of burnthedevice's tab - with bridge part included 
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intro riff (played on keyboard)

Cm Cm/B Ab FmSo, you're leaving... I can tell... because I can see you leaving.....
Cm Cm/BBut if you're trying to break my heart...your plan is flawed from the
Ab Fmstart... you can't break this heart.. it's liquid.. it melted when I met you...
Cm Cm/B AbAnd as you turn around to leave...don't turn back to me...
Fm Don't turn around and see if I'm crying, I'm not crying...
C C/B AmI'm not crying, it's just been raining... on my face
C C/BAnd if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please,
AmPlease don't tell my mates...
-- BRET --
C C/B AmI'm not crying, no...I'm not crying
C C/BAnd if I am crying, it's not because of you
AmIt's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don't know who is dying, that's right, dying -- Bridge -- see below for tab
B m6 D m6 F m6These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me,
Ab m6I've just been cutting onions
Bridge Riff
B m6 D m6 F m6 Ab m6 e|-4--4---7-7---10-10---13-13-| B|-3--3---6-6---9--9----12-12-| G|-4--4---7-7---10-10---13-13-| D|----------------------------| A|----------------------------| E|----------------------------|
C C/B AmI'm making a lasagna... for one
Fm Oh, I'm not crying, no!
CThere's just a little bit of dust in my eye
C/BThat's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
AmI'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
CI'm not upset because you left me this way
C/BMy eyes are just a little sweaty today
AmThey've been looking around, they've been searching for you
They've been looking for you, even though I told them not to (Bridge chord sequence repeated) These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy I'm just laughing...
C C/B Am FmHa ha-ha ha
FmSitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
C C/BHow come we've reached this fork in the road
AmAnd yet it cuts like a knife?
C C/BI'm not cry-ing
Am GI'm not cry-ing
FI'm not cry-y-y-y-y
Fm Cy-y-y-y-y-ing
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