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Fools – Life Sucksthen You Die chords

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Transpose:
Intro :  Bb - C - F - Bb - F


FMy house burned down in a flash of thunder.
CMy wife ran off with a one-legged plumber.
Bb F C7My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry.
FMy dog got squashed by a pickup truck.
CMy son ran away and got hooked on drugs.
Bb F C7My daughter's knocked up by the class of '85.
BbPeople say that life is good,
Fit don't seem good to me.
CI'm lost without a paddle,
F C Fand I'm headed up shit creek.
BbPeople say that life is fun,
F but I don't know why,
Cas far as I can tell,
C STOP F (Bb - F) life sucks , then you die.
F -> F#
F#The government dumps its toxic waste,
C#right on top of my mother's grave,
B F# C#7a team of experts say it won't do her no harm.
F#But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule.
C#I cut off my dick with a power tool,
B F# C#7fixin' the hole where the meteor hit the barn.
BPeople say that life is good,
F#but I just piss and moan,
C#i got one foot on a banana peel,
F# C# F#the other in the Twilight Zone.
BPeople say that life is fun,
F#but I don't know why,
C#as far as I can tell,
C# STOP F# (B - F#)life sucks , then you die.
F# -> G
GI went to the store to buy some shells,
Dmy gun went off and blew the owner to hell,
C G D7now I'm sittin' here in jail, singin' this song.
GAnd one guy wants to cut me with a knife,
Danother guy wants me to be his wife,
C G D7hey, I wish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrong!
CPeople say that life is good,
Ggive thanks for what you have,
Dwhen all you have is nothin',
G D Gnothin' makes you glad.
C People say that life is fun,
Gbut I don't know why,
Das far as I can tell,
D D STOPlife sucks ,
D D STOPlife sucks ,
D D STOP G (C - G)life sucks , then you die.
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