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Frank Zappa – Titties And Beer chords
========================FRANK ZAPPA-Titties and Beer======================== Tabbed By: Pecolatto Email: Petey_poundrater@hotmail.com ((((Up and down strokes for every chord))))Bm AmIt was the blackest night!E Am There was no moon in sight!Bm Am(you know the stars ain't shinin'E Am'cause the sky's too tight)Bm AmI heard the scary wind!E AmI seen some ugly trees!Bm AmThere was a werewolf honkin',E Am'long the side of me!Bm Am E AmI'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)Bm Am E AmGot a big-titty girly by the name of 'chrissy'Bm Am E AmTalkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...Bm Am E Am E Am'n this ride up the mountain of my-stery, (my-stery)(Bm,Am,E,Am X2)Bm AmI noticed even the cricketsE AmActed weird up hereBm AmAnd so I figured I mightE AmJust drink a little beerBm Am E AmI said, gimme summa that what yer suckin' on...Bm AmBut there was no replyE Am'cause she was gone!Bm Am E Amwhere's those titties I like so well,Bm Am'n' my goddam beer!E Am Bm AmIs what I started to yell, then I heard this noiseE Am Bm AmLike a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil!E Am(he's about this big!)Bm AmHe had a red suit onE AmAn' a widow's peakBm AmAn' then a pointed tailE Am'n like a sulphur reek,Bm AmYes, it was him awright,E AmI swear I knowed it was!Bm AmHe had some human fleshE AmStuck under-neath his clawsBm AmYou know, it looked to meE AmLike it was titty skin!Bm AmI said, you son-of-a-bitch!E Am('cause I was mad at him!)Bm Am He just got out his flossE Am'n started cleanin' his fangBm AmSo I shot him with my shooter,Bm Am FmSaid: bang! bang! bang!((((Just downward strokes on this part))))Bm Am E FmThen the sucker just laughed 'n said: put it away!Bm Am You know, I ate her all up...now what youE FmGonna say?Bm AmYou ate my chrissy?E Fmyeah! titties 'n all!Bm AmWell what about the beer then?E Fmnow, were the cans this tall?Bm AmEven her boots?E Fmwould I lie to you?Bm FmShit, you musta been hungry!E Fmyeah, this is true.Bm AmDon't they pay you good for theE FmStuff that you do?Bm Am E Fmwell, you know, I can't com-plain when the checks come through...Bm AmWell I want my chrissy,Oh yeah?E Fm'n I want my beerHah!Bm AmSo you just barf it back up!E FmNow, devil, do you hear?Bm Am E Fmblow it out your ass, motor-cycle man!Bm Am E FmI mean, I am the devil, do you under-stand?Bm AmJust what will you give me for yourE FmTitties and beer?Bm AmI suppose you noticed this littleE FmContract here...Bm Am E FmYer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!Don't call me that!Bm AmThat's about the only reasonE FmI learned writin' for!Bm Am E FmGimme that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!Bm Am EBecause I need a beer, 'n it's titty-FmSqueezin' time!Bm Am E Fmman, you can't fool me! you ain't that bad!Oh yeah?Bm Am E Fm Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had!Bm Am E FmThere was milhous nixon 'n agnew too!Bm Am E Fm'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you!Bm Am ELet's make a deal if you thinkFmThat's trueBm Am EI mean, you're supposed to be the devil so...whatchaFmGonna do?Heh?Bm Am E Fmwait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...Bm Am That you want to make a deal with me...E Fmthat's very, very trueBm Am E FmI'm only inte-rested in two thingsyeah?Bm Am E FmSee if you can guess what they areBm Am E Fmi would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky...Bm Am E Fmi'll give you two clues. let go of your pickleBmwhat?Am E Fmlet go of your pickle!Bm Ami'm not holding my pickleE Fm Bmwell, who's hold-ing your pickle then?Am E Fm Bmi don't know...she's out in the audience...Am E FmHey dale, would you like to come up here and holdBm Am E FmMy pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?Bm Am Ei'm only interested in two things, and that'sFmTitties and beerBm AmYou know what I mean?E Fmwhat?((((Increase speed here))))Bm AmTitties and beerE FmTitties and beerBm AmTitties and beerE FmTitties and beerBm AmTitties and beerE FmTitties and beerBmTitties and beer!AmTitties and beer!ETitties and beer!FmTitties and beer!Bm Am E Fmno! don't sign it! give me time to think...Bm Am E FmI mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!((((Up and down strokes again from now on))))Bm AmAnd then the devil let go of his pickleE Am BmAnd out come my girl, there was her tittiesAm Flop-floppin'...all around the worldBm Am E AmShe said i got me three beers and a fistful of downsBm Am E AmAnd I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!Bm Am E AmThen she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiffBm AmThat's when the devil, he fartedE AmAnd she went right over the cliff!Bm Am E AmThe devil was mad, I took off to my padBm AmI swear I do de-clare!E AmHow did she get back there?Do that last part 4 times and thats the song. Email me for a request.