Frank Zappa – Titties And Beer chords

========================FRANK ZAPPA-Titties and Beer========================
Tabbed By: Pecolatto
Email: Petey_poundrater@hotmail.com

((((Up and down strokes for every chord))))


           Bm        AmIt was the blackest night!
             E       Am There was no moon in sight!
              Bm          Am(you know the stars ain't shinin'
           E         Am'cause the sky's too tight)
            Bm    AmI heard the scary wind!
            E    AmI seen some ugly trees!
            Bm       AmThere was a werewolf honkin',
          E       Am'long the side of me!
Bm          Am                 E        AmI'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
Bm              Am           E        AmGot a big-titty girly by the name of 'chrissy'
Bm            Am        E       AmTalkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
Bm                  Am          E  Am      E  Am'n this ride up the mountain of my-stery, (my-stery)

(Bm,Am,E,Am X2)

          Bm       AmI noticed even the crickets
      E        AmActed weird up here
       Bm        AmAnd so I figured I might
             E      AmJust drink a little beer
        Bm          Am            E       AmI said, gimme summa that what yer suckin' on...
              Bm AmBut there was no reply
       E       Am'cause she was gone!
Bm            Am        E       Amwhere's those titties I like so well,
       Bm     Am'n' my goddam beer!
          E          Am           Bm         AmIs what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
       E         Am       Bm            AmLike a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
      E          Am(he's about this big!)
         Bm       AmHe had a red suit on
      E       AmAn' a widow's peak
           Bm      AmAn' then a pointed tail
          E       Am'n like a sulphur reek,
            Bm  AmYes, it was him awright,
          E         AmI swear I knowed it was!
            Bm    AmHe had some human flesh
            E         AmStuck under-neath his claws
             Bm        AmYou know, it looked to me
            E     AmLike it was titty skin!
            Bm       AmI said, you son-of-a-bitch!
              E      Am('cause I was mad at him!)
            Bm      Am  He just got out his floss
           E            Am'n started cleanin' his fang
     Bm               AmSo I shot him with my shooter,
      Bm    Am    FmSaid: bang! bang! bang!
 

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        Bm          Am               E      FmThen the sucker just laughed 'n said: put it away!
            Bm          Am    You know, I ate her all up...now what you
E     FmGonna say?
    Bm     AmYou ate my chrissy?
      E          Fmyeah! titties 'n all!
          Bm        AmWell what about the beer then?
     E                  Fmnow, were the cans this tall?
Bm       AmEven her boots?
        E      Fmwould I lie to you?
          Bm         FmShit, you musta been hungry!
      E       Fmyeah, this is true.
           Bm      AmDon't they pay you good for the
E          FmStuff that you do?
                Bm          Am             E           Fmwell, you know, I can't com-plain when the checks come through...
     Bm        AmWell I want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
   E         Fm'n I want my beer
Hah!
            Bm           AmSo you just barf it back up!
            E      FmNow, devil, do you hear?
Bm               Am         E     Fmblow it out your ass, motor-cycle man!
        Bm       Am            E     FmI mean, I am the devil, do you under-stand?
     Bm            AmJust what will you give me for your
E           FmTitties and beer?
              Bm           AmI suppose you noticed this little
E        FmContract here...
    Bm     Am         E        FmYer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don't call me that!
       Bm             AmThat's about the only reason
          E       FmI learned writin' for!
Bm         Am             E          FmGimme that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!
        Bm       Am            EBecause I need a beer, 'n it's titty-
          FmSqueezin' time!
         Bm         Am      E          Fmman, you can't fool me! you ain't that bad!
Oh yeah?
        Bm      Am               E               Fm     Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had!
          Bm      Am       E     FmThere was milhous nixon 'n agnew too!
           Bm    Am          E        Fm'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you!
Bm           Am          ELet's make a deal if you think
       FmThat's true
               Bm                 Am         EI mean, you're supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
      FmGonna do?
Heh?
           Bm              Am                      E        Fmwait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
         Bm                       Am          That you want to make a deal with me...
E                     Fmthat's very, very true
    Bm        Am        E   FmI'm only inte-rested in two things
yeah?
Bm         Am        E         FmSee if you can guess what they are
Bm           Am      E          Fmi would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky...
Bm                Am     E         Fmi'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle
Bmwhat?
Am        E           Fmlet go of your pickle!
Bm                 Ami'm not holding my pickle
E                Fm              Bmwell, who's hold-ing your pickle then?
Am           E       Fm                 Bmi don't know...she's out in the audience...
Am                  E                        FmHey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
   Bm                     Am                   E     FmMy pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? 
Bm                     Am              Ei'm only interested in two things, and that's
FmTitties and beer
Bm                   AmYou know what I mean?
E      Fmwhat?

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Bm          AmTitties and beer
E           FmTitties and beer
Bm          AmTitties and beer
E           FmTitties and beer
Bm          AmTitties and beer
E           FmTitties and beer
BmTitties and beer!
AmTitties and beer!
ETitties and beer!
FmTitties and beer!
Bm        Am       E               Fmno! don't sign it! give me time to think...
       Bm        Am                        E     FmI mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!

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             Bm                  AmAnd then the devil let go of his pickle
E               Am                  BmAnd out come my girl, there was her titties
Am       Flop-floppin'...all around the world
         Bm             Am          E          AmShe said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs
        Bm        Am         E         AmAnd I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
         Bm          Am             E         AmThen she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
                Bm        AmThat's when the devil, he farted
             E              AmAnd she went right over the cliff!
    Bm        Am          E         AmThe devil was mad, I took off to my pad
        Bm      AmI swear I do de-clare!
            E        AmHow did she get back there?


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