Fred Wedlock – Oldest Swinger In Town chords

Chords
Transpose:
                      Fred Wedlock-Oldest Swinger In Town (live)
                      (Capo 2)
C* = 31023x

G D GWhen you're scoring with a chick in a disco bar,
C EmTake her home in your hairy little car,
G B7 Em CThen you find you went to school with her ma and pa,
G DYou're the oldest swinger in town.
G D GWhen you won't look in the mirror in the light of day,
C EmSwear you've dyed it when your hair turns grey,
G B7 Em CWhen you zip up your trousers and your belly's in the way,
G D GYou're the oldest swinger in town.
C* GHere you come and there you go,
A? DWhite wheels, spots, and a stereo,
G B7 Em CBut the engine is clapped and the driver also,
G D GYou're the oldest swinger in town.
G D GThe barber takes a little less time each week,
C EmThe kids don't understand a word you speak,
G B7 Em C When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,
G DYou're the oldest swinger in town.
G D GYou prefer a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke,
C EmThe sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke,
G B7 Em C You'd like another dance, but you're afraid you'll get a stroke,
G D GYou're the oldest swinger in town.
C* GHere you come with your chest all bare,
A DA little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair,
G B7 Em C Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear,
G D GYou're the oldest swinger in town.
G D GWhen you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot,
C EmRub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut,
G B7 Em CAnd the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit,
G D You're the oldest swinger in town.
G D GWhen you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,
C Em Travolta's shades and nine inch heels,
G B7 Em CThey say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,
G D GYou're the oldest swinger in town.
C* GHere you come with your lips closed tight,
A DYou never smile, you know it wouldn't look right,
G B7 Em CCause your dentures glow in ultraviolet light,
G D You're the oldest swinger in town.
B7 Em Coldest swinger in town,
G B7 Em C And you look so mean because your pants are too tight,
G DYou're the oldest swinger in town.
G B7And it takes you all night,
Em CTo do what you used to do all night,
G D GYou're the oldest swinger in town.
Figured this one out by ear in honour of me bruvvah Pom! ;) (Good laugh fer an open mic night) RIP Fred.
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