Frank Zappa – Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy chords

[Intro]
C Am

[Verse 1]
C                                   AmI coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
C                         AmShe wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
C                              AmBut she was something I could lay on

[Chorus]
Em             D       Bb     F    CCan't remember what became of me
G        F               GCarolina hard-core ecstasy

[Verse 2]
C                         Am       C           AmShe put a Doobie Brothers tape on (La la la la la-ahh la)
C                     Am      C                  AmI had a Roger Daltrey cape on  (A Roger Daltrey cape on)
C                            AmThere was a bed I dumped her shape on

[Chorus]
Em             D      Bb      F    CCan't remember what became of me
G        F               GCarolina hard-core ecstasy

[Bridge]
B7Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone
                                        EThere was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise
B7Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack
                                  EWhich she told me would contain a surprise

[Verse 3]
C                                     AmShe stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
C                                  AmSaid she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em
C                          AmTake a Charleston pimp to spot 'em

[Chorus]
Em              D       Bb       F    CThen she gave a pair of shoes to me
G                F         GPlastic leather, 14 triple D

[Verse 4]
C                            AmI said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?"
C                             AmShe told me: "Don't you worry no more!"
C                               AmAnd got right down there on the tile floor

[Chorus]
Em              D       Bb  F    C"Now darling stomp all over me!"
G        F         GCarolina hard-core ecstasy

[Bridge]
G       D         BmIs this something new, having people stomp on you?
C                    Em           Bm   AmIs it what I need to do, for your pleasure?
Am(Yo' pleasure . . . it's . . . uh . . . uh . . . all I need)
Bm"What is this, a quiz? Don't you worry what it is!
Bm                  Em           Bm  AmIt is merely just a moment I can treasure!"
Am(What is . . . ?) (You know . . . )

[Verse 4]
C                                     AmBy ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered
C                                             AmShe couldn't talk cause her mouth had been extendered
C                                   EmLooked to me as though she had been blendered

[Chorus]
Em           D      Bb  F   CBut was this abject misery? No! No!
G        F              GCarolina hard-core ecstasy! Well...

[Guitar Solo]
G F(repeat as needed)

[Chorus]
Em           D      Bb  F   CBut was this abject misery? No! No!
G        F              GCarolina hard-core ecstasy!
Em           D      Bb  F   CBut was this abject misery? No! No!
G        F              GCarolina hard-core ecstasy!
Em            D          Bb       F   CIt might seem strange to Herb and Dee—
G        F              GCarolina hard-core ecstasy!