Garfunkel And Oates – Weed Card chords

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Transpose:

  Intro {D,G,D,G}


D GEveryone knows marijuana's dangerous.
D GMedical pot is really strong.
D GThat's why it's so hard in California,
Dto get your weed card,
G D Gunless something's really wrong. {D,G,D,G}
D GGonna pay a visit to my doctor.
D GIt's a long shot but I gotta try.
D G D GShe hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify.
A (A)Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
D G D GA Government supply to get legally high.
REFRAIN:
Em A D Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A Dhardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em Aaddiction cause my doctor gave me,
D a prescription. {G,D,G} Verse: {D,G,D,G}
D G D G You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety,
D G D Gespecially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity.
D G D GToo fat too thin either way you win.
D G D GHeart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.
D G D GFatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ.
A (A) You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets.
D G D GIt's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do.
REFRAIN:
Em A D Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A Dhardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em Aaddiction cause my doctor gave me,
D a prescription. {G,D,G}
Dm Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,
{Dm} cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,
{Dm}gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.
Am Get f***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
Fmaj which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
D G D G It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.
REFRAIN:
Em A D Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A Dhardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em Aaddiction cause my doctor gave me,
D a prescription.
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