Half Man Half Biscuit – 99 Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd chords

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E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
(no chord) E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7Jesus Christ - come on down!
E B7 E B7If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
E B7You need butter, milk and cheese
E B7 E B7 E B7And an equilateral chainsaw.
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
E B7 E B7James Dean was just a careless driver
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E BAnd Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
E B7 E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B799% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
E B7 E B7Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
E B7 E B7They've been cooking on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes
E B7'I don't normally like tomatoes John
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E BBut this is delicious'.
E B7 E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E G D7 G D7 G D7 G D799% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
G D7 G D7 GThe son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out -
D7 G D7 G D7 G D7 G D7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7'Where's my Fiorucci?'--------------
E B7 E B7Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread
E B7 E B7 E B7Did you honestly think that they would?
E B7 E B7And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E BDo the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
E B7 E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7 E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E B7(slower) E99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
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