Hank Green - Crime Dramas Suck chords

      
This is exactly how Hank plays it. It's pretty simple.

Intro: C G C G CVerse 1:
C GThere's a place where you don't wanna be
C GWhere people die constantly
C GAnd they never die in normal ways
C GIt's preposterous but still cliche
Bridge 1:
C GWhen your drug dealer's aunt kills your mom in a duel
C NCBy chopping off her head with a scythe in a pool
DWell they're not saying it makes sense
EThey're just interpreting the evidence
Chorus:
C GThis is the plot to every television crime show
C C G From CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in store
C G The guy we met in the first fifteen minutes
C NC Will come back because you know he did it
C GI don't think they're trying anymore
CAnd I'm getting bored
Verse 2:
C GThere was semen all over the crime scene
C GSo they use the super-fancy semen testing machine
C GAnd the DNA database gets a hit
C GBut it looks like he might still get away with it
Bridge 2:
C GBut the final piece of evidence
C CTotally stumps the bad guy's defense
DAnd he breaks down in front of everyone
EAnd tells them exactly how it was done
Chorus:
C GThis is the plot to every television crime show
C C G From CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in store
C G The guy we met in the first fifteen minutes
C NC Will come back because you know he did it
C GI don't think they're trying anymore
CAnd I'm getting bored
Interlude: C Verse 3:
C GBy the middle of the first season
C GMurder is eclipsed by sexual tension
C GAnd I guess that probably happens a lot
C GSince crime-solving people are always so hot
Bridge 3:
C GBut then a serial killer kidnaps the girl
C CAnd they promise to save her if it costs them the world
DAnd they find her two seconds before she dies
EAnd they hug and they laugh and they screw and they cry
Chorus:
C GThis is the plot to every television crime show
C C G From CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in store
C G The guy we met in the first fifteen minutes
C NC Will come back because you know he did it
C GI don't think they're trying anymore
CAnd I'm getting bored
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