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RHETT&LINK
CHank do you remember when all of Georgia fled
Fthat flood that left thousands homeless and seven dead
GBut while those people drowned and their houses went adrift
G CThe news was all about Kanye west....and Taylor swift
HANK
CRHETT&LINK, where I really see the news media failin
Fevery time anyone mentions...Sarah Palin
GThey dispatch a dozen camera crews every time she poos
G C While I can't escape the feeling she's just not news
RHETT & LINK
CAnd the swine flu, while a killer, got more love than it needed
FKilling 4,000 people while the normal flu, unheeded
GKills 60,000 people year in and year out
G CPeople like to have something to freak out about
HANK
CAnd what about Michael Phelps marijuana scandal
FJust one picture and the media flew off their handle
GHe did the exact same thing as our last three presidents
G CI don't think our priorities make much sense
ALL
F CSo Many important things happened this year friend
G CIran's Election and Mass Recession and Obama sworn in
F CBut to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
G CR&L: And we can only hope that we're not the only ones
G CHank: yes, we can only hope that we're not the only ones.
HANK
CI don't think the crappy news gets any better than
FThe scandals of Tiger Woods and David Letterman
GIt turns out rich guys cheat on their wives
G CThat wasn't news in the year twenty five
RHETT&LINK
CAnd one of the biggest stories of the whole entire year
FIs that Susan Boyle could sing and bring an audience to tears
GWith all the pretty people auto-tuned, we forgot
G CYou don't have to be hot to The talent Britain's got
HANK
CAnd I still laugh any time I see some poor braggart
FProudly holding up a sign proclaiming he's a tea bagger
GBesides any confusion about the revolution
G CI think no matter what they mean the news was an illusion
ALL
F CSo Many important things happened this year friend
G CIran's Election and Mass Recession and Obama sworn in
F CBut to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
G CR&L: And we can only hope that we're not the only ones
G CHank: yes, we can only hope that we're not the only ones.
CHANK: And I think we three can all agree, the biggest load of poo
FR&L: Was that balloon boy falcon who was not in the balloon
GHANK: Just another year where we kept the world alive
G CR&L: We didn't pay attention but we somehow didn't die
ALL
F CSo Many important things happened this year friend
G CIran's Election and Mass Recession and Obama sworn in
F CBut to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
G CAll: And we can only hope that we're not the only ones
G CAll: yes, we can only hope that we're not the only ones.
G But since they're still reporting it...we just might be
Cthe only ones.
Nerdfighters, much...?
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