Jeff Dunham – Roadkill Christmas chords ver. 2

Chords
Transpose:
Roadkill Christmas

Intro:G - D - Gsus4

Verse 1:
G DGot my dog and 6-pack inside my truck
GMy wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
CThere's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
G C D GI gunned the motor and run over him
Chorus 1:
C D GIt's a Roadkill Christmas
C D GVenison pretenderized
C D Em CIt's a Roadkill Christmas
G D G'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
Verse 2:
G DShe loaded him into the back of the truck
GI was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
CI couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
G C D GMy wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer
Chorus 2:
C D GIt's a Roadkill Christmas
C D GShe had fifty pounds over him
C D Em CIt's a Roadkill Christmas
G D GIt was no time 'til she had him pinned
Verse
G DBy the time we got home, he was her pet
GThat night, he slept on my side of the bed
CI had to spend the night out in my truck
G D C GBut I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn
*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.* *Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.* Verse 4:
G DA couple days later, I made him a deal
GIf he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
CI covered his antlers with foil and then,
G D C GI plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end
Chorus 3:
C D GIt's a Roadkill Christmas
C D GEvery Sunday, he's up on my roof
C D Em CIt's a Roadkill Christmas
G D GI get NASCAR and the NFL, too.
Chorus 4:
C D GIt's a Roadkill Christmas
C D GThat dumb deer changed my life
C D Em CIt's a Roadkill Christmas
G D GNext time, I'll run over my wife!
Outro: G-C-G
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