John Valby - The End Of The Month chords

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"The End of the Month"
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075


CYou can tell by the smell that she isn't feeling well
G CAs the end of the month rolls around
CYou can guess there's a mess there underneath her dress
G CAs the end of the month rolls around
[Chorus]
C G C FSo it's Ha Ha Hey, What-chu got to say
C G Shout out your orders loud and clear ...
C G C F we got super, regular, large. We've got rags to fit a barge
C G CAs the end of the month rolls around
[Choose a next verse; see below] [Outro]
C C F F CBut it's great. when your favorite date
C Fcalls you up and says, "honey, my period ain't late"
C G E-D#-D-C#-C F CYeah, the end of, the end of the month... rolls around
[Extra versus] She get's stiff when they sniff, but the dogs think it's terr-RIFF As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the stink that she isn't in the pink As the end of the month rolls around You can bet it ain't sweat when her underwear is wet As the end of the month rolls around You can tell that it itches by the way she always bitches As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her pout that her eggs are falling out As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her walk that you will get it... NOT! As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the stain that she's in a lot of pain As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her stance that she's got cotton in her pants As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her pain that you'll be beating off again As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the string that she's got something up her thing As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the flood that she's losing lots of blood As the end of the month rolls around When she's on the rag, you can only cry and beg As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the stench that she's a bloody wench As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her pout that her eggs are failing out As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her walk that you'll sit around and talk As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by her eyes that there is blood between her thighs As the end of the month rolls around You can tell by the blotch that she's got a leaky crotch As the end of the month rolls around If she won't let you pump you can do it in her rump As the end of the month rolls around If your sex life is a loss and your cock is growing moss As the end of the month rolls around If you give her enough beer you can do her in the rear As the end of the month rolls around If you get near her with your cock she'll tell you to take a walk As the end of the month rolls around
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