John Valby - Why Did My Dog Have To Die chords

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"Why Did My Dog Have To Die"
American Pie Parody
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075


G D EmA long, long time ago,
Am C I can still remember
Em Dwhen I got my very first blow job
Em AmHow my little pecker quivered
Em AmWith every tongue lap she delivered
C G AmAnd when she licked my ball sack
C DI couldn't hold my wad back
G D EmI tried to stick it up her butt
Am Cbut I split her ass and ripped her gut
G D Em I knew I had to find a slut
C D GThe day my puppy died
DAnd I was singin'....
[Chorus]
G C G Dwhy, why, did my dog have to die
G C G DThat retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G C G Dshe'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
Em Am Em DWhy did my dog have to die.
DEverybody...
G C G Dwhy, why, did his dog have to die
G C G DThat retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G C G Dshe'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
Em Am Em DWhy did his dog have to die.
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