Jon Lajoie - Alone In The Universe chords version 1

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Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I 
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as 
as I do. – Dan Dee

_Intro:_

E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5


_Verse:_

E AFloating in space at the edge of time
E AIn a universe that we can’t define
E ABillions of stars in the endless night
E ATryin to find purpose for our lives
E AYet we still take the time (still take the time)
E AA5Yes, we always take the time…
_Chorus:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
E5 A5To milk the snake
E5 A5Girls do the taco handshake
E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.
_Verse 2:_
E AWhether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German
E AWhether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
E AWe all take matters into our own hands
E AWith the five finger army we invade our pants
E AWe’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)
E AA5If it was a crime…
_Chorus 2:_
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
E5 A5To pull the handbrake
E5 A5To play vagina DJ
E5 A5She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight
_Bridge:_ E A E B (x2) _Final Verse:_
E5 A5 E5 B5 He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show
E5 A5 E5 B5 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5 A5 E5 B5 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
[2 hours later]
E5 A5 E5 B5 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
A B EI’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight
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