Jon Lajoie - Birthday Song chords version 2

Jon Lajoie

Capo: 6th

GIt's your birthday today
What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain
CThat many years ago on this day
D GIt was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face
And nine months before that magical day Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
CAnd they were having a good time
GThey were dancing and drinking wine
C DHappy birthday
Em GHappy birthday
D GHappy birthday
And when they got home they were horny as hell And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
CAnd he tore her panties off
GAnd his penis was hard as a rock
And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
CSo they formed a sixty-nine
GAnd your mom came at least three times
And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom That he forgot to put a condom on
CAnd when he realized his mistake
D GHe had ejaculated and it was too late
C DAnd then your mom got pregnant
Em GAnd your dad started crying
C DHe wanted your mom to get an abortion
Em GBut your mom wanted a child
C DAnd nine months later you were born
Em C GAnd five months later your parents got a divorce
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