Jon Lajoie - Wtf Collective chords version 1

I tried my best to as accurately write this out as possible. Just strum to the beat. 
If this isnt done in a way that everyone undertands or doesnt measure up to 
"format" here I apologize, this is my first submission to the site. 
Also, I apologize if my French is not up to snuff ;)
Am AmMc Confusing back in this bitch
F EWith a parking sandwhich and a chicken ticket
Dm DmI got a liquid facelift from a fig with big tits
E EAnd my wrist got twisted by a britt with fig spit
Am Am And you don't understand it cause you're not supposed to
F E Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
Dm DmAnd I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to
E E Drink a Chevy Chase Face and rape Robocop 2
Am AmYo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
F E I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
Dm Dm I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Franks Diary
E EWhich is about the Civil War from 1812 and Germany
Am AmI'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
F E And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
Dm Dm Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea
E ELike he did in 1950 with the Chinese army
Am AmI'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)
F EI've got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
Dm Dm When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
E EBut I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive
Am AmHello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype
F EI'm aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice
Dm DmBut I don't want any trouble and I'm always polite
E E Now hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like
Am Am But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
F E Et j'vais dire une phrase en francias, parce qui'ici on est bilingue
Dm DmOh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee
E E Let's go to the hospital, don't worry here in Canada it's free, eh
Am Am MC Fatigue did you miss me
F EI'll be awake five minutes cause I had a coffee
Dm Dm I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know
E EI had that coffee about five minutes ago
Am FThey hired me again to sing this mother fuckin chorus!
Dm I haven't found a fuckin job yet
E So I have to do this bull shit (I can't take it I'm done)
Am FI don't think I can sing another fuckin chorus!
DmI think I'm gonna jump off a bridge
EOr shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun)
Am AmI'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
F E 50 miles an hour is their average speed
Dm DmA queen can lay up to 3,000 eggs in a day
E EJust cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
Am AmI'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual
F E I hide it cause it's easier to be heterosexual
Dm DmWe can't even get married in most states here in America
E Eit's fucked up(MC Canadian Stereotype: Gay marriage is legal here in Canada)
Am AmI'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
F EBeing gay is evil and it is unnatural
Dm DmJesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they are straight
E EPenises go in viginas anything else is just insane
Am AmI'm Mc Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
F E I shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the Mic
Dm DmAnd I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse
E EThen I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course
Am Am WOAH, I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct
F EI disagree with the last MC's Lyrical content
Dm DmIt was: offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste
E E Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
Am Am Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the song
F EOne was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon
Dm DmMake a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" or another "Normal Guy"
E EBut for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide
Am FThis is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus!
Dm My dad's gun was in his closet
EAnd I'm gonna end this bull shit (I had a good run)
Am FI'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus!
Dm Syanora and farewell
E Guess I'll see you all in Hell (4,3,2,1)
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