Madonna – The Funny Song tab

Madonna – The Funny Song (From Drowned World Tour 2001)
Tabbed by Linda P. (kittiepixie2001@yahoo.no)

Intro:

(I’m not sure that the guy that plays guitar is holding his finger on the third
fret (on the E) but it sounds like it)

|-------|-----------------------------------------------------------------||-------|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-||-------|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-||-------|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)||---0-2-|-3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------||-3-----|-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---| (This is played over and over when Madonna is talking)
Verse 1:
C|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-||---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------||-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| Went down to the local bar
C|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-||---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------||-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| To buy my daddy a big cigar
F|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-||-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)||-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----||------------------------------------------------| When I got home he was dead
C|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-||---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------||-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|Somebody shot him in the head
Chorus 1:
F C |------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----2-----2-----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-||-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------||-------------------------------3-----------3----| Oh dear daddy you’re not gonna see me grieve
|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----0-----0-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-||-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-------3-----2-----------3-----------3----------||-------------------3-----------3-----------3----| ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me
This is the part where they talk a little bit more from the stage, and the rest of the instruments come in. I don’t know for how long this is played.
|-----------------------------------------------------------------||---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-||---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-||--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)||-3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------||-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---|
Verse 2:
C|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-||---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------||-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| When the funeral, it was through
C|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-||---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------||-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| I had myself a barbecue
F|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-||-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)||-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----||------------------------------------------------| Daddy’s bones they sure taste good
C|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-||---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------||-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| I’d kill him myself if only I could
Chorus 2:
F C |------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----2-----2-----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-||-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------||-------------------------------3-----------3----| Oh dear daddy you’re not gonna see me sad
|------------------------------------------------||----1-----1-----0-----0-----1-----1-----1-----1-||----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-||-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)||-------3-----2-----------3-----------3----------||-------------------3-----------3-----------3----| ‘Cause everything you did was bad Iiiihaaawwwww
Lyrics: Verse 1: Went down to the local bar To buy my daddy a big cigar When I got home he was dead Somebody shot him in the head Chorus 1: Oh dear daddy You’re not gonna see me grieve ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me Verse 2: When the funeral, it was through I had myself a barbecue Daddy’s bones they sure taste good I’d kill him myself if only I could Chorus 2: Oh dear daddy You’re not gonna see me sad ‘Cause everything you did was bad Iiiihaaawwwww
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