Misc Soundtrack - Avenue Q - Schadenfreude chords

Eb Eb/D C G# A#Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy
Eb Eb/DAnd when I see how sad you are
C# C It sort of makes me...Happy!
F Bb Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Eb D C# C Nothing I can do!
G# A# It's...Schadenfreude!
G# A A# Eb Making me feel glad that I'm not you.
Well that's not very nice, Gary!
Bb C#I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!
Eb Eb/D C G# A#You ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
Eb Eb/D C# C And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
F BbAnd don't ya feel all warm and cozy,
Eb D C# CWatching people out in the rain!
G# A# That's...Schadenfreude!
G# A A# EbPeople taking pleasure in your pain!
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
Bb C# Bb C# Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"
Bb C#"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!
E Eb C# A BWatching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
E Eb D C#Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!
F# B E D C# Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
A B"No!!!" Schadenfreude!
A A# B E "Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
AStraight-A students getting Bs
BExes getting STDs!
C#Waking doormen from their naps!
A B Watching tourists reading maps!
AFootball players getting tackled!
BCEOs getting shackled!
C#Watching actors never reach
F#The ending of their oscar speech!
F# B Schadenfreude!
G CSchadenfreude!
F Bb CSchadenfreude!
F Bb CSchadenfreude!
F F\EThe world needs people like you and me
D Bb C who've been knocked around by fate.
F E'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us,
D# D and that makes them feel great.
G C F E DWe provide a vital service to society!
Bb C You and me! Schadenfreude!
Bb CMaking the world a better place...
Bb CMaking the world a better place...
Bb C Making the world a better place...
F E D To be!
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