Misc Unsigned Bands – Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy tab
If You Want To Be Happy:Jimmy Soul Top of charts in '63. CHORUS: D G A If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, D Never make a pretty woman your wife. G A So from my personal point of view, D Get an ugly girl to marry you. D G A If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, D Never make a pretty woman your wife. G A So for my personal point of view, D Get an ugly girl to marry you. #1. D A pretty woman makes her husband look small, A D And very often causes his downfall. D As soon as he married her and then she starts, A D To do the things that will break his heart. D But if you make an ugly woman your wife, A D you'll be happy for the rest of your life. D An ugly woman cooks meals on time, A D And she'll always give you peace of mind. CHORUS: #2. D Don't let your friends say you have no taste, A D Go ahead and marry anyway. D Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match, A D Take it from me, she's a better catch. CHORUS: ADD: (Ad lib:Spoken:) D Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! CHORUS:(x 4) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.