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A Slob Called Dan Milosevic
(Nicky Patterson 2006)


V1:
D        F7                    A
He’s a stone’s throw from the park
But he has little or no idea
He lifts his leg to fart
As he cracks another beer
He has no formal income
And he doesn’t even care
He doesn’t mind that we’re all paying
He’s just happy sat in his chair

Chorus:
A7     F     D
Oohh oh oh oh
Oohh oh oh oh
He’ll be lucky if he hits 40
He’s a fat and smelly blob
He’s scrounging on the benfits
Cause he can’t be arsed with jobs
When his heart packs in and murders him
For living like a pig
The coroners verdict will return
Dan was just too big

V2:
His TV blares in the afternoon
Of a baking summer’s day
Dan’s sweating like a bastard
As he chows down on a cake
He chokes on the final bite
And he’s fighting for breath
But he farts again and coughs it up
And it lands back on his chest

Chorus

V3:
His pants are drenched in week old sweat
As he polishes off the eclaire
He wipes the tears of exertion
And he’s grunting like like a bear
He’s a stone’s throw from the park
But he has little or no idea
He lifts his leg to fart
As he cracks another beer
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