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Your Mum Wasnít Wearin Knickers!
(Nicky Patterson 2005)


Verse riff: Am|F|E|Am until last line

Iím not jokin 
it came right out the blue
For a while I was quite certain 
that it just wasnít true
The wind blew right through us, 
really ruffled my shirt
But it took a funny up-gust 
and it lifted up her skirt
     G         Em                      Am (into riffx4 then V2)
And mate, your mum wasnít wearin any knickers!

Now it wasnít only me who saw, 
there was your da and his bird
There was Collette and Pat and Dave as well, 
so Iím not bein absurd
And itís not that we were looking, 
it just happened so fast
But we wouldnít have seen that much at all 
if her skirt wasnít half mast
Aw mate, your mumÖshe wasnít wearin knickers!

We tried quickly to forget it 
but we found it quite hard
And I hope you can forgive us 
it fair took us off guard
I tried to change the subject 
but Pat muttered to Dave
That it could have been a whole lot worse 
if your mum hadnít shaved!
And mate, your mum wasnít wearin knickers!

Riff x2 only into Instrumental Verse barred chords, final line low G on 3rd to high E on 7

So your mum had had a bit to drink,
so I got her up the road
On bidding her goodnight at last 
she grabbed me by the coat
She offered me some coffee 
but I thought that was too far
And those arenít your mumís knickers 
that you saw in my car
Aw mate, those arenít your mumís knickers! (this line high G, high E)

Last line barred G on 3rd normal E, final strike on Am
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