Misc Unsigned Bands - The Used Condoms - Bigger Than Jims chords

This is a hidden track somewhere in The Used Condoms' coming soon self-titled LP. These 
and lyrics are 100% correct. Rate Please.

Capo 5

GMy penis look like a tube of chapstick
Except its not quite as thick
Em GAnd it surely isn’t touched by as many lips
Gmy dick is really weird
my pubes give it a beard
Em Git looks like a terrorist in my pants
Em Ghe might just come out and dance
Gmy penis is like a ball
its round like a doorknob
Em Gone that doesn’t ever get used
Em Gand the girls say its because my pubes
G Emmy penis is small }
G Emmy penis is small } times how many ever you want
G Emmy penis is small }
A7 Gbut its still… bigger than jims }
Main Riff (No Capo/ Guitar Two)
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