Misc Unsigned Bands – Spose - Im Awesome chords

Chords
Transpose:
This is my first tab! I copied the lyrics so they might be wrong. Not to sure 
about bridge - open to suggestions



Intro: C - G - F x2

Chorus:

Cmother ****** im awesome, no your not dude don't lie
Fim awesome, im driving round in my moms ride
Gim awesome, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
Cmother ****** im awesome, i will run away from a brawl
Fim awesome, theres no voicemail nobody called
Gim awesome, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall
Cyou know my pants sag low(low)
Feven though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)
Gspose i got the swagger of a cripple
(F) Gi got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
Cand lyrically im not the best
Fphysically the opposite of randy moss and yet
Gso puposteruis feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest, oh yes
Cthe girls are repulsed
Fso i hide in my hood like im joining a cult
Gim as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Cme ill never date an actress
got too many back zits
Fplus my whole home aroma is cat piss
Gevery show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this
its cuz my little sister wrote it Chorus:
Cmother ****** im awesome, no your not dude don't lie
Fim awesome, im driving round in my moms ride
Gim awesome, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
Cmother ****** im awesome, i will run away from a brawl
Fim awesome, theres no voicemail nobody called
Gim awesome, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall
C-G-F x2 uh and my unibrow is plucked just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks shes like "for what? blunt wraps and some heinekens? you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins i'm like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habits from you, dad, and aunt steve my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet and the hair on my @ss it is jumanji suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift can't tweet up on my twitter cuz i haven't done sh!t blank account red, body ungroomed the good thing about me is i'm off stage soon Chorus C-G-F x2 Bridge
Dmfuther more i'm cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
Amwith a ego the size of tim duncan
even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin
Ci'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
bacause i spent a decade filling optimuos and
Fi'm not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain. Same as verses: Now put your hands up if you have nightmares. If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here. If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer. Im outta breath Chorus
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