Misc Unsigned Bands - Rock Paper Cynic - Philosophical Zombie Slayer chords

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Am G F FmHe splits skulls with his axioms, and a shotgun named Voltaire,
Am G F Fm John Locke n' stock, he'll rock your socks, this P-Zombie Slayer...
Am B7Brains... brains...
brains... he's got 'em
Am C G FHe's read Camus and Sun Tzu too, every literary pillar,
Am C G FHe's a zombie-bustin' Saint Augustine, natural born Schiller,
Am C G FThe badass bookworm boss of the holy cross-examination,
Am C GHe fights undead mobs with Thomas Hobbes and ratiocination,
F FmHis enemies are both dead and not, in unlife left to linger,
Am GBut he'll collapse all their uncertainties by the powers of
Schroedinger.
Am FYou can tell him that he Kant, "But it's imperative," he'll
say.
Fm CdimWith his David Humean touch he will commit you to the flames.
Am G F FmHe splits skulls with his axioms, and a shotgun named Voltaire,
Am G F Fm John Locke n' stock, he'll rock your socks, this P-Zombie Slayer...
Am B7Brains... brains...
brains... he's got 'em
Am C G FA syllogistic softy olden days of yore,
Am C G FHe read the Philosophy of History, and he's Hegeling for more.
Am C G FHe hits the road with Diderot and a fair share of Jean-Jacques,
Am C G So if you think he don't know frenchmen you can suck on his
Balzac.
F FmYou know argument is moldable like Plato in his hands,
Am GYou're barking up the wrong sophiststry if you're challenging
this man.
Am FThey call him René Descarnage, and you'll finally know why,
Fm CdimWhen it's finito he screams Cogito ergo someone's gonna die!
Am G F FmHe splits skulls with his axioms, and a shotgun named Voltaire,
Am G F Fm John Locke n' stock, he'll rock your socks, this P-Zombie Slayer... Am B7 e B G D 1p0 A 0h3 3p0 E
Am E7No one wants to go outside when the world is gonna eat'chya
F FmSo he'll touch up on tautology and brush up on his Nietzsche.
Am E7You can help out too, whenever you are bored
F Fm Just flip out like a philosopher, and put Descartes before the
hordes!
Am G F FmHe splits skulls with his axioms, and a shotgun named Voltaire,
Am G F Fm John Locke n' stock, he'll rock your socks, this P-Zombie Slayer...
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