# Misc Unsigned Bands -Armageddon Armistice - The Calculus Song tab

```Intro:e--0~-----------0~---------0~-----------3~---------|B--1~-----------1~---------0~-----------0~---------|G--0~-----------2~---------0~-----------0~---------|D--2~---2-3-2---2~---------2~-----------0~---------|A--3~-----------0~---3-2---2~-----------2~---------|E--0~-----------0~---------0~---3-3-3---3~---------|

Verse:
C         Am       Em            G
Calculuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus Done By a Walrus
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I was on the beach one day and I found a calculus book.  So I opened it up with my flipper.
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Then I saw a problem: find the derivative of x squared minus 3x.
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I didn't know what to dooooooooooooooooo so I went crazy.  And it sounded a little
something like this.

(palm muted) C  Am  Em  G

e--0~-----------------0~--------------------------0~----------------------|B--1~---------------- 1~--------------------------0~----------------------|G--0~-----------------2~--------------------------0~----------------------|D--2~-----------2-3-2-2~--------------------------2~----------------------|A--3~-----------------0~--------------------3-2---2~----------------------|E--0~-----------------0~--------------------------0~-----------------3-3-3|     2x minus 3         That was the answer         Why'd I go crazy?

e-3~-------------------------------------3-|B-0~-------------------------------------0-|G-0~-------------------------------------0-|D-0~-------------------------------------0-|A-2~-------------------------------------2-|E-3~-------------------------------------3-|    When I knew it already?  Cause I'm a walrus.```
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