Misc Unsigned Bands - Brett Domino - Gillian Mckeith chords version 1

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Artist: Brett Domino
Song:Domino's Gillian McKeith Song
Brett Domino's Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/brettdomino
Tabbed by:Jack Sharp
Tuning:Standard
So I know this song is really more of a parody then an actual song but I really 
like it and i'm guessing alot of people out there would like to know how to play 
it so here it is :) All credit goes to Brett Domino for writing this hilarious song. 

Intro: A - Asus4 - A F#m E x2

1st Verse:

A E F#m D EOh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on 'I'm a Celebrity'?
A E F#m D I sit and watch in disbelief, as you're passing out on the ground every
Enight on ITV.
A (strum once for this line) E F#m DWell Gilly used to say she's a doctor, but she doesn't have a PHD,
A E F#m And apparently now she's a celebrity, but she's never been in Heat
Dmagazine.
A E Well clearly I'm wrong, as either way she's in the Jungle,
F#m D E But recently poor Gillian, she's been having a bit of trouble.
Chorus:
A EOh Gilly, why've you been so silly?
F#m DI wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,
C#7 D So why d'ya go and do it? Everybody must have told ya,
C#7 D Don't go on that programme if you've got all kinds of phobias.
A E F#m DOh Mrs McKeith, you're not gonna get any relief,
C#7 D'Cause the public seem to like causing grief,
C#7 D - ESo the fainting's only going to increase.
2nd Verse:
A E Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate,
F#m DMaybe it's because you don't like eating chocolate,
A EMaybe it's because of your obsession with poo,
F#m DMaybe it's because you look a bit like a goose.
A E Maybe it's because you're pissing people off,
F#m DPretending to fall over every time you see a wasp.
C#7 DI don't deny it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky,
C#7 D EBut can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie?
2nd Chorus:
A EOh Gilly, why've you been so silly?
F#m DI wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,
C#7 DSo why d'ya go and do it? Surely everybody told you,
C#7 DDon't go on that programme if you've got arachnophobia.
A E Oh Gillian, why're you such a silly'un?
F#m DFirst of all you must be getting paid about a million,
C#7 DYou must have seen the show before - with your eyes so reptilian,
C#7 D ASo I've no sympathy you've made yourself into a villain.
. . . . . .
D AOh Gillian (McKeith).
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