Misc Unsigned Bands - Naveregnide - Limit As X Approaches Girlfriend chords

      
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D AIf your love's x and f(x) is a function than you can't love more than 1 in
G Dconjunction cause that would mean your original love wasn't true.
D A GI wish that x belonged to me, but sadly I is not a subset of we cause we
Dreturns the null set when it relates to you.
D A I loved this girl and she loved me too, but she was always tangent to some
G Ddude who would rotate her head around the z axis when he walked by.
D ASo while he's over there tangent to her curves, I'll be mopin' round here
G Dcause I ain't got the nerve to tell her how I feel; no, I don't wanna be that guy.
C G DI wish I could invert that graph on her face.
C F DThat downward facing parabola.
C G DShe'd take my hand; we'd get out of this place.
C F DBut I can't ask her out because.
C G C D(High)She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G DIt's like this function never ends.
C G C D(High)Even if I wait until infinity
C G DI think that we'll just stay friends.
C G C D(High)She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G DIt's like this function never ends.
C G C D(High)Even if I wait until infinity
C G DI think that we'll just stay friends.
D AIf I plotted my love for her on a graph it'd be irrational, discontinuous,
G Dand half of the love I could give her if only we went out!
D A But no matter how hard I try, I'll never be the cardioid of her eye; this
G Dlove of our just seems so asymptotic!
D AIf you count up all the nights I've cried over her because I couldn't
G Doptimize her function has way too many constraints.
D A Her solution is so unbounded that I'm pretty sure that it can't be found and
G Dif it could well I just can't do it by hand.
C G DI wish I could invert that graph on her face.
C F DThat downward facing parabola.
C G DShe'd take my hand; we'd get out of this place.
C F DBut I can't ask her out because.
C G C D(High)She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G DIt's like this function never ends.
C G C D(High)Even if I wait until infinity
C G DI think that we'll just stay friends.
C G C D(High)She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G DIt's like this function never ends.
C G C D(High)Even if I wait until infinity
C G DI think that we'll just stay friends.
D AWhen the time finally came, she sat me down and said:
G DListen Ev, I'll explain it terms that you can understand
D You really are such a great guy
AAnother variable can't be hard to find
G DWe may be like terms, but I don't like you like that.
D Before you get the chance to cry
AKnow that I love you
G But the love you thought we had
DWas Imaginary
C G D C F Whoooahhh. My love was not real at all it was the square root of negative
Done.
C G D C F DWhooahhh. This limit does not exist. I've come undone.
C G C D(High)She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G DIf only I'd checked the domain.
C G C D(High)As t approached 18 she diverged completely
C G D And ever since she hasn't been the same.
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