Misc Unsigned Bands – Brett Domino - Gillian Mckeith chords ver. 2

Chords
Transpose:
Capo 2

Intro: G - Gsus4 - G Em D x2

1st Verse:

G D Em C DOh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on 'I'm a Celebrity'?
G D Em C I sit and watch in disbelief, as you're passing out on the ground every
Dnight on ITV.
G D Em CWell Gilly used to say she's a doctor, but she doesn't have a PHD,
G D Em And apparently now she's a celebrity, but she's never been in Heat
Cmagazine.
G D Well clearly I'm wrong, as either way she's in the Jungle,
Em C D But recently poor Gillian, she's been having a bit of trouble.
Chorus:
G DOh Gilly, why've you been so silly?
Em CI wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,
B7 C So why d'ya go and do it? Everybody must have told ya,
B7 C Don't go on that programme if you've got all kinds of phobias.
G D Em COh Mrs McKeith, you're not gonna get any relief,
B7 C'Cause the public seem to like causing grief,
B7 C - DSo the fainting's only going to increase.
2nd Verse:
G D Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate,
Em CMaybe it's because you don't like eating chocolate,
G DMaybe it's because of your obsession with poo,
Em CMaybe it's because you look a bit like a goose.
G D Maybe it's because you're pissing people off,
Em CPretending to fall over every time you see a wasp.
B7 CI don't deny it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky,
B7 C DBut can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie?
2nd Chorus:
G DOh Gilly, why've you been so silly?
Em CI wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,
B7 CSo why d'ya go and do it? Surely everybody told you,
B7 CDon't go on that programme if you've got arachnophobia.
G D Oh Gillian, why're you such a silly'un?
Em CFirst of all you must be getting paid about a million,
B7 CYou must have seen the show before - with your eyes so reptilian,
B7 C GSo I've no sympathy you've made yourself into a villain.
. . . . . .
C GOh Gillian (McKeith).
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