Misc Unsigned Bands – Brett Domino - Gillian Mckeith chords ver. 2
Capo 2 Intro: G - Gsus4 - G Em D x2 1st Verse:G D Em C DOh Gillian McKeith, what are you doing on 'I'm a Celebrity'?G D Em C I sit and watch in disbelief, as you're passing out on the ground everyDnight on ITV.G D Em CWell Gilly used to say she's a doctor, but she doesn't have a PHD,G D Em And apparently now she's a celebrity, but she's never been in HeatCmagazine.G D Well clearly I'm wrong, as either way she's in the Jungle,Em C D But recently poor Gillian, she's been having a bit of trouble.Chorus:G DOh Gilly, why've you been so silly?Em CI wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,B7 C So why d'ya go and do it? Everybody must have told ya,B7 C Don't go on that programme if you've got all kinds of phobias.G D Em COh Mrs McKeith, you're not gonna get any relief,B7 C'Cause the public seem to like causing grief,B7 C - DSo the fainting's only going to increase.2nd Verse:G D Maybe it's because you lied about your doctorate,Em CMaybe it's because you don't like eating chocolate,G DMaybe it's because of your obsession with poo,Em CMaybe it's because you look a bit like a goose.G D Maybe it's because you're pissing people off,Em CPretending to fall over every time you see a wasp.B7 CI don't deny it must be hard, the tasks they do look tricky,B7 C DBut can't you tackle them a bit more like that Linford Christie?2nd Chorus:G DOh Gilly, why've you been so silly?Em CI wouldn't have a balti if I didn't like chilli,B7 CSo why d'ya go and do it? Surely everybody told you,B7 CDon't go on that programme if you've got arachnophobia.G D Oh Gillian, why're you such a silly'un?Em CFirst of all you must be getting paid about a million,B7 CYou must have seen the show before - with your eyes so reptilian,B7 C GSo I've no sympathy you've made yourself into a villain.. . . . . .C GOh Gillian (McKeith).