Misc Your Songs – Edgehead7 - Sammy Sperm tab

Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7

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Tuning- Standard

Chords used:

D   xx0232
G   320003
E   022100
C   x32010
Am  x02210
F   xx3211
Em  022000


Intro

e|--3-2----------3-2------------3-2---------------------------------|B|-------0---0-----------0------------0---0----2-3----0-------------|G|---------0-----------0---0------------0-----------0---0-----------|D|--0-0----------0-0------------0-0------------0-0------------------|A|------------------------------------------------------------------|E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
Erik loved Candace with love so dear
G De|-------3---------3--------------2-----------2---------------------|B|-----0--0-------0-0-----------3--3--------3---3-------------------|G|---0-----0----0----0--------2------2----2------2------------------|D|--------------------------0-----------0---------------------------|A|------------------------------------------------------------------|E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------|
He constantly stayed with her for he felt sex was near
Em Ce|--------0------------0----------------0---------0-----------------|B|------0--0---------0--0--------------1-1-------1-1----------------|G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-----------0----0----0----0---------------|D|------------------------------------------------------------------|A|---------------------------------3----------3---------------------|E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------|
One starry night, Erik's dream finally came true
G De|-------3---------3-----------------2-----------2------------------|B|-----0--0-------0-0--------------3--3--------3---3----------------|G|---0-----0----0----0-----------2------2----2------2---------------|D|-----------------------------0-----------0------------------------|A|------------------------------------------------------------------|E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------|
And this is the story that I now sing to you
Em Ce|--------0------------0------------0---------0---------------------|B|------0--0---------0--0----------1-1-------1-1--------------------|G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-------0----0----0----0-------------------|D|------------------------------------------------------------------|A|-----------------------------3----------3-------------------------|E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------|
There they were naked on the bed rolling 'round
Am De|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------|B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------|G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------|D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------|A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------|E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
Having lots of fun and making weird sounds
G Eme|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------|B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------|G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------|D|------------------------------------------------------------------|A|------------------------------------------------------------------|E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------|
Erik then took a chance
Am De|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------|B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------|G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------|D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------|A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------|E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
He began to masturbate that night
G Eme|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------|B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------|G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------|D|------------------------------------------------------------------|A|------------------------------------------------------------------|E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------|
And it was that moment
Am De|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------|B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------|G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------|D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------|A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------|E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
That Sammy Sperm took flight
G Eme|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------|B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------|G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------|D|------------------------------------------------------------------|A|------------------------------------------------------------------|E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------|
(Strum Chords) E C G D Sammy was flying right through the air E C G D With only half of a flagella; no cilia, no hair E C G D His mind was determined, he knew his goal E C G D He had to land inside Candace's hole F G Em Am Suddenly, Sammy landed inside F G Em Am He began to swim upward; there was no time to hide F G Em Am Sammy knew that the egg waited at the end of the trail F G Em Am Would he be able to fertilize it? His emotions were pure hell F G Em Am Sammy finished the journey and defied the odds F G Em Am Pregnancy began because of Erik's rod F G Em Am Candace was humiliated and extremely sad But hey, come on, herpes isn't that bad!
F G Em Am Ee|----1---------3----------------------------0-------------|B|---1-1-------0-0------0--------1----------0--------------|G|--2---2-----0---0----0-0------2-2--------1---------------|D|-3-------------------------------------------------------|A|-----------------------------0---------------------------|E|----------3---------0------------------0-----------------|
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