Missing Andy – Dave chords

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C GI'm dirty Susanna
Am FmI've got problems with grammar
C G So boy where's your manners
Am FmCome buy me a slammer
Am F X2
AmShe said how you doing
FWelcome to Canning Town
AmI ain't got much money
And I talk real funny
FNow let me in the back of your van
Am Now then I've had a couple of drinks
FBut you look a bit of alright
Am and I put your bands sticker on me primark knickers
Fand I think that might have broken the ice
Am And she told me her brother was a thief
FA dead cockney for knocking out coppers teeth
AmHer mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans
FAnd when her old man came home he knocked her round
AmAnd she told me her mother was on meph
FHer daddy used to run with the ICF
Am FI like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two
FmAnd thats when she said
C GI'm dirty Suzanna
AmI've got problems with grammar
FmSome say it's my stammer
CBut it's not not my fault
GSo boy where's your manners
AmCome buy me a slammer
FmAnd you'll get laid
C And I will call you Dave
G AmYeah I will call you Dave
F C Even though your name is Steve
Am She said that her last fella
FHe was a proper upmarket guy
Am Said he took her to the races
FAnd all the nice places like Nandos and TGI
Am She reached for her sambucca
F As I notice her tatoo
Am It was a love heart with Steve
It was written down her sleeve
FYeah my last bloke was called Dave too
AmShe told me she stuggled with her speech
FAnd ducked a lot of school to go hang out on the street
Am She tried so hard even *spoke of therapy*
FNo matter what she tried said it never worked for me
AmShe told me she never had no friends
FBut made a few aquaintances by opening her legs
Am FI think you and me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two
FmAnd that's when she said
C GI'm dirty Suzanna
AmI've got problems with grammar
FmSome say it's my stammer
CBut it's not not my fault
GSo boy where's your manners
AmCome buy me a slammer
FmAnd you'll get laid
C And I will call you Dave
G AmYeah I will call you Dave
Fm C Even though your name is Steve
C, G, Am, Fm
C She said lets go out
GLets go out to the cinema
Am There's a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham
FmAnd it really ain't that far
CYou can bring the big van
GI'll bring the condoms and we can
Am Fuck all through the night
FmThat's why they call me dirty Suzanne
CAnd if I should have a baby
GWe'll get a council flat
AmOr maybe get a council house
FmNah, you need three kids for that
C GYou can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're flash
AmAnd we'll have all we need
FmChild Benefits and that
CI'm dirty Suzanna
G AmI've got problems with grammar
FmSome say it's my stammer
C G Am FmBut it's not not my fault
C GI'm dirty Suzanna
AmI've got problems with grammer
FmSome say it's my stammer
CBut it's not not my fault
GSo boy where's your manners
AmCome buy me a slammer
FmAnd you'll get laid
C And I will call you Dave
G AmYeah I will call you Dave
F C Even though your name is Steve
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