Ninja Sex Party – Eating Food In The Shower chords

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SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together.
You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff.
But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON!

[Verse 1]
Fm7I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
Bb CmEvery day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
Fm7Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
Bb CmGod knows we need both but there just ain't no time
FmBut I've found a way to get the most out of our day
FmI prepared you this buffet
Bbm Csus4 CSo grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me
[Chorus 1]
Gm F/A BbLet's eat our food in the shower
Eb Bb F7Just look at the time we've saved
Gm Eb BbNothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential
Eb Bb F/ALike turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray
Gm F/A BbWe're eating food in the shower
Eb Bb F7Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain
Gm Eb BbAlthough I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
Eb Bb F/AAnd there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain!
[Bridge] Gm Fsus4 F Bbsus4 Bb Absus4 Ab Gb(b5) Gb Gb(b5) Gb Csus C SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked? I gotta tell you I - whoops. Sorry I'll get that, that was... WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me. [Verse 2]
FmNow it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin'
Bb CmIt's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate
FmReservation for two at a candlelight dinner
Bb CmRight inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!
FmSit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter
FmAnd hold my pruney hand
Bbm CI also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!)
[Chorus 2]
Gm F/A BbEating food in the shower
Eb Bb F7But just between us I don't deny
Gm Eb BbAll the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
Eb Bb F/AAlso I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!)
Gm F/A BbWe're eating food in the shower
Eb Bb F7This is the pinnacle of your year
Gm Eb BbThe night is only gettin' better as we get wetter and wetter
Eb Bb F/AHey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea
[Outro] Cm Eb Bb Db Eb Fm Cm Eb Bb Fm Gm SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!
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