Nofx - Shes Nubs chords version 1

She's Nubs - NOFX

D A D AIt's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
D A EHow does she get in and out of tubs
D A D AI hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
D E ACause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
D A D ANo fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
D A ENo phalanges no knobby knees to knock.
D A D AShe don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
D E AShe's always in the stands, she's nubs
D A D AShe can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
D A EShe's got no funny bone, she's nubs
D A D A D ENo shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs,
Ashe's nubs
F# D A E I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
F# D E A I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
D A D AIt was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
D A Eand told her I'd see her at the next club.
D A D A D E she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and
Akinda waved her stub
D A D AShe's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
D A Ebut without calves and thighs, she's nubs
D A D AIt's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
D E Awhen all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
D A D A D A EShe's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
D A D AOh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
D E ABut boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs (she is nubs).
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