Nofx – Leaving Jesusland chords

[Verse]
A5We call the heartland
F5Not-very-smart land
G5      E5           G#5               A5IQs are very low but threat levels are high

A5They got a mandate,
F5They don't want man-dates,
G5          E5             G#5         A5They got so many hates and people to despise

A5In the dust bowl,
F5Cerebral black hole,
G5          E5             G#5      A5The average weight is well over 200 pounds

A5I hate to generalize,
F5But have you seen the thighs?
G5           E5            G#5         A5Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

[Pre-Chorus]
F5Maybe that's why they're so scared of us
F5We've concerns others than fear and hunger pangs

[Chorus]
A5      C5             F5Queers, transgends and lesbians,
G5 F5          C5Vegans and vegetarians,
E5                       A5All you brownish red and yellow ones,
F5                     C5Come and join us on the coast

[Verse]
A5No longer svelte,
F5                   G5           E5        G#5    A5They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt
A5They've blown out the fire
F5Under the melting pot
G5                E5         G#5         A5The red blood of America is starting to clot

A5No compromise,
F5No sight through others' eyes,
G5           E5              G#5       A5They're just flies spreading pieces of shit

A5You gotta emigrate
F5Stop living in hate
G5                      E5                G#5       A5What makes this country great is dwelling on either side

[Pre-Chorus]
F5They don't want visitors in Jesusland,
F5They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

[Chorus]
A5      C5            F5We want people with college degrees,
G5        F5            C5Drug use experience and STDs,
E5                         A5People with open-minded philosophies
F5                C5Come hug California trees

A5   C5       F5Cultural revolution now
G5     F5             C5Neo-Conservatives run outta town
E5                      A5We're gonna burn Orange County down
F5                C5Then we're off to Riverside
F5                C5Bakersfield and Fresno too
F5                C5Then we're coming after you

[Verse]
A5The fear stricken
F5Born again Christian
G5         E5          G#5       A5They got a vision, a homogenized state

A5Textbook decline,
F5Intelligent design,
G5       E5             G#5       A5They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate

[Pre-Chorus]
F5They don't want visitors in Jesusland
F5They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

[Chorus]
A5   C5          F5Punk Rockers and Emo kids,
G5     F5              C5People doin' things the church forbids,
E5                      A5Buddhists, Agnostics and Atheists
F5                  C5We're moving out of Jesusland

A5   C5          F5Art students and thespians,
G5        F5               C5Excluding Country, all the musicians
E5                      A5We want all hookers and comedians,
F5            C5Nihilists are welcome too

A5No longer svelte,
F5                   G5           E5        G#5    A5They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt