Panic At The Disco – Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havnt Thought Of It Yet chords

"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought 
Of It Yet" by Panic! At The Disco
Tabbed by: Paisley

EmPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
    CAnd from that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed
    Am                                BI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C                             B7Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Em                                     DPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
     G                                 CAnd from that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed
    Am                                BI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C                             D               B7Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
                                                       
Em                                                     When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white

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C          B      B  Am    G  EmEverything goes according to plan

C                   B7I'm the new cancer, never looked better
    Em         DAnd you can't stand it
                   G                  I know because you say so under your breath
                B7          You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"
C           B7          Em         DHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
G           Never looked better
    B7                And you can't stand it

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EmNext is a trip to the ladies room in vain
CI bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas
AmTonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign
B                             B7To them, your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shhh
Em                  DTalk to the mirror, choke back tears
         G                       C          C B AmAnd keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva."

Am                         B                        COh, and the smokes in that cigarette box at your table
             D      B     C     B    C  C  C Am  BThey just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

C                   B7I'm the new cancer, never looked better
    Em         DAnd you can't stand it
                   G                  I know because you say so under your breath
                B7          You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"
C           B7          Em         DHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
G           Never looked better
    B7                And you can't stand it B B

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Em          D          G           CHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
     C            B          EmI've never looked better and you can't stand it
Em          D          G           CHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
     C            B          EmI've never looked better and you can't stand it

      EmAnd I know, and I know
        D                         G                          CIt just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
           C             BI've never been so surreptitious
                          EmSo of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
      EmAnd I know, and I know
        D                         G                          CIt just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
           C             BI've never been so surreptitious
                          EmSo of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

      EmAnd I know, and I know
        D                         G                          CIt just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
           C             BI've never been so surreptitious
                          Em                    D  EmSo of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch