Panic At The Disco – Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet chords

Am                                     DmPlease, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
F                                 EFrom that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
    Dm                                EI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Dm                           ERuining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... 
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            Am                                            DmWhen you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
      F          E      G          AmWhoa, everything goes according to plan.



Am                  E                    AmI'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
            C Because you say so under your breath.
               E                 G     You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"



Am              Dm        F           EHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am              Dm          F           ENever looked better, and you can't stand it



Am                    DmNext is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
F                                          EI bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Am                               DmTonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
F                                 EI bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...



Am                     DmTalk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
         F                     EAnd keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Am                        Dm                   FOh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
             E            F     E    F         Ethey just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.



Am                  E                    AmI'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
            CBecause you say so under your breath.
               E                 GYou're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"



Am               Dm       F          EHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Am              Dm          F           ENever looked better, and you can't stand it
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          Am                      E                          C     And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one
             F sizing you up.
               F         E                                  AmI've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch. 
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