Podge And Rodge - Theres A Dead Man Up The Chimney chords

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         Podge and Rodge's alter ego's Fester 'n' Ailin sing
         this homely, traditional Christmas Carol. Check the
         vid at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ucdPfXdwh4

              Merry Christmas


                    THERE'S A DEAD MAN UP THE CHIMNEY

G G D D Christmas bells are ringin', Wreaths hangin' on the door
D D G G The fairy's on the tree, Presents on the floor
G G D D Santa Claus is comin', All the children's waiting's done
C D G C G But I wouldn't hold your breath kids, 'Cause Ailin's got his gun
G G D D It was a quiet Christmas Eve, We were snuggled up in bed
D D G G We heard hooves upun the roof, That's when Ailin raised his head
G G D D He ran down to the front room, Brandishing his gun
C D G C G Aimed it up the chimney, Shot the intruder up the bum
G G D D There's a dead man up the chimney, Some call him Old Saint Nick
D D G G We shot him up the arse, We poked him with a stick
G G C C Oohh Christmas is cancelled, Old white beard is dead
G G D G D G We tried to pull him down, We'll have to burn him out instead
G G D D There'll be no more presents, There'll be no more joy
D D G G With the reindeer put down, And the elves all unemployed
G G D D Don't bother with the tree, No more excitement going to bed
C D G C G 'Cause Ailin shot ol' Santy Claus, And pumped him full of lead
G G D D There's a dead man up the chimney, Some call him Old Saint Nick
D D G G We shot him up the arse, We poked him with a stick
G G C C Oohh Christmas is cancelled, Old white beard is dead
G G D G We tried to pull him down, We'll have to burn him out instead
G D So, Did ya 'Slay' Santa, Ailin wha?, Did ya shoot him in the sac?
D G C G Rudolph has a red nose now, With blood, Come on kids
G G D D There's a dead man up the chimney, Some call him Old Saint Nick
D D G G We shot him up the arse, We poked him with a stick
G G C C Oohh Christmas is cancelled, Old white beard is dead
G G D G We tried to pull him down, We'll have to burn him out instead
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