Ray William Johnson - Bottles Of Beer chords


BbI was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
[ch]B#[/ch]We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
FHe said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
F BbThat we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."
Bb"Do I have to go out, dude?"
[ch]B#[/ch]"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
FI hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
F BbPut on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.
BbWe hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
[ch]B#[/ch]In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
FWe drove around for like half the night.
F BbLuckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.
BbWe rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
[ch]B#[/ch]Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
FThat's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
F BbThe party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:
Bb[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[ch]B#[/ch][inaudible] bottles of beer.
FYou take one down, you pass it around,
F BbYou got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
BbNow everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
[ch]B#[/ch]Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
FHe was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
F BbLike "automobile, big leck!"
BbI poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
[ch]B#[/ch]This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
F I told that HARP that she could go to hell
F BbAnd then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.
BbAnd down to have some fun, she
[ch]B#[/ch]Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
FThe alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
F BbSo I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And
BbShe said, "ha! You're totally cute.
[ch]B#[/ch]"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
FHell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
F BbThe party started moving, and everybody started singing:
Bb[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[ch]B#[/ch][inaudible] bottles of beer.
FYou take one down, you pass it around,
F BbYou got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
BbCORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
[ch]B#[/ch]His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEAST.
F'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
F BbHe was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
BbI should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
[ch]B#[/ch]Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."
F"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
F BbYou can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
BbBeer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
[ch]B#[/ch]I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.
FWe played for a while, and I was wooing them when
F BbI showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
BbAnd CORONA was like, "wow!
[ch]B#[/ch]You can totally touch my boob now."
FI was EL PRESIDENTE
F Or maybe a king with my CORONA
BbIn my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:
Bb[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[ch]B#[/ch][inaudible] bottles of beer.
FYou take one down, you pass it around,
F BbYou got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgJ0MYSjv8
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