Ray William Johnson - Orphan Tears chords

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DIt was a weekend, and you cant stop
CUs from going to the local dance spot.
AmInstead of drinking imported beers,
F A Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.
DWe popped the top. We know what was in it.
CYeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
AmOrphan Tears are hallucinogenic.
F AI took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.
DThen the room filled with colors and shapes,
CAnd suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
AmOh snap! And what made it worse
F AIs I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.
DThen a rainbow appeared out of Waxs ass.
CHe passed some gas and it snapped in half.
AmYo Deejay! Are you still there?
F AYeah, Iím trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.
DAlright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
CCarebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
AmI dont believe it. Iím gonna be sea sick.
F AThese Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.
DLittle children, near and far
CDont know where your parents are.
AmCry directly in this jar.
F A I will drink it at the bar.
DSip sippin on Orphan Tears.
C Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
AmSip sippin on Orphan Tears.
F ASip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
D C These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I aint felt before.
Am F AI tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores) " Hey dude get up!"
D CI swear I saw Bill Cosby like, ďHello with the pudding!Ē
Am F AHe was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.
D CI ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.
Am F AI couldnt throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
D CI barfed up a kitten, and Im feeling strange.
Am F ASippin these Orphan Tears, now its got me seeing things.
D Little children, near and far
CDont know where your parents are.
AmCry directly in this jar.
F A I will drink it at the bar.
DSip sippin on Orphan Tears.
CSip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
AmSip sippin on Orphan Tears.
F ASip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
DAll up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
CThe DJ playing my favorite tracks.
AmWaitress asked, what can I bring you.
F AI said the most expensive thing on the menu.
DShe came back with a glass of liquid.
CI said, I asked for something different.
AmThis looks like a normal beer.
F AShe said, no its Orphan Tears.
D Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
CWhole club looking like a forest.
AmDeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
F AEverybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.
DI tried to run to the bathroom but when
CI did I felt a vacuum suction.
AmPulling me back slow
F ADance floor turned into a black hole.
DSpinning around horribly.
CFeeling like Dorothy.
AmWoke up and was still at home.
F AOrphan Tears got us in the zone.
DLittle children, near and far
CDont know where your parents are.
AmCry directly in this jar.
F AI will drink it at the bar.
DSip sippin on Orphan Tears.
CSip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
AmSip sippin on Orphan Tears.
F ASip sip sippin on Orphan Tears
Ending: D,C,Am,F,A
DHello! With the pudding!
C P-P-P-P-Pudding
AmH-H-Hello-with
F Pudding.. Pudding
A Bill Cosby
D(Pudding) Bill Cosby
C(Pudding) Bill Cosby
Am(Pudding) Bill Cosby
F A(Pudding) Bill Cosby
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