Something Corporate – If You C Jordan Acoustic chords

Chords
Transpose:
iF yoU C Jordan (Acoustic)
Something Corporate
Leaving Through The Window (2002)

Capo on 1st, all chords relative to capo.
I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus. 

Intro: 
G     Bm     D     F  Em  ( x2 )

Verse:
G Bm D I have a story, a bitter anthem
F EmFor everyone to hear
G Bm D About this kid who just don't like me
F EmAnd that's a solid fact
G Bm D They say he's hunting me, and as you see
F EmI'm all swelled up with fear
G (pm) Bm (pm) D (pm)Cause' I can't get him off my back
F EmIf you see
Chorus:
G Bm FJordan, if you see Jordan
C He makes me
G Bm F Sick, he makes me sick
CHigh school's
G Bm F COver, high school's over
G Bm F CAnd you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x1) Verse:
G Bm DYou tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
F EmAnd man I think that's great
G Bm DYou nearly cried and said to yell at you
F EmLike I do at all the girls
G Bm D You drove home real quick, did you make it
F EmIn time to masturbate?
G (pm) Bm (pm) D (pm)There's one too many of you in this world
F EmIf you see
Chorus:
G Bm FJordan, if you see Jordan
C He makes me
G Bm F Sick, he makes me sick
CHigh school's
G Bm F COver, high school's over
G Bm F And you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x 3) Verse:
G Bm D You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that
F Em Led us to this song
G Bm D Won't play it often, just at least until
F EmYou're gone
G Bm DYou'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything
F EmUp to that's pretend
G (pm) Bm (pm) D (pm)You tried to brainwash all my friends
F EmIf you see
Chorus:
G Bm FJordan, if you see Jordan
C He makes me
G Bm F Sick, he makes me sick
CHigh school's
G Bm F COver, high school's over
G Bm F And you still won't quit
Fuck you Outro:
G Bm FJordan, fuck you Jordan
CYou made me
G Bm FSick, you made me sick
CHigh school's
G Bm F COver, high school's over
G BmI don't care if you dye your hair
F CYou'll always be a little red-head bitch!
Repeat Intro x 4
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