Steep Canyon Rangers – Atheists Dont Have No Songs chords

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Atheists Have no Songs – Steep Canon Rangers featuring Steve Martin 

Tabbed by Candy Corn

Capo 1  A forms, C forms, D forms (no capo, song is in the key of Bb, Db, and Eb respectively) 


A Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
E7 Hava Nagilas for the Jews,
A Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
D A Atheists just sing the blues.
Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)
E7 Born agains sing He is risen,
A But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)
D A For godless existentialism.
For Atheists,
D Theres no good news,
G# A Theyll never sing a song of faith.
D For atheists,
G They have a rule,
G# A The he is always lowercase.
G# A The he is always lowercase.
Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
E7 Lutherans get Christmas trees,
A Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)
D A D A But they do have Sundays free. (have Sundays free)
Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
E7 Coptics have the books of scrolls,
A Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven)
D A Atheists have rock and roll.
For Atheists,
D Theres no good news,
G# A Theyll never sing a song of Faith.
D In their songs,
G They have a rule,
G# A The he is always lowercase.
G# A The he is always lowercase.
(Key Change) C Atheists, Atheists, Atheists
G C Dont have no Songs!!
C Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
G7 Hava Nagilas for the Jews, (for the Jews)
C Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
F C Atheists just sing the blues.
F Catholics dress up for Mass,
B C And listen to, Gregorian chants.
F Bb Atheists just take a pass,
BWatch football in their
Cunderpants.
B C Watch football in their underpants.
(Key change) D Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
A7 D A7 DDont have no songs! (Dont have no songs!)
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