Stephen Lynch - Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God tab


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            A l m i g h t y   M a l a c h i ,   P r o f e s s i o n a l
                              B o w l i n g   G o d
                            S T E P H E N   L Y N C H
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Standard E Tuning


CHORDS USED: A# C D Dsus2 F Ge]--1----0----2----0----1----3--|B]--3----1----3----3----1----0--|G]--3----0----2----2----2----0--|D]--3----2----0----0----3----0--|A]--1----3--------------3----2--|E]----------------------1----3--|
INTRO: Dsus2 - A# (x4) VERSE 1: Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Yooouuuu watch me on your T.V. Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Saaaying that my job is easy Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Saaaying I am not athletic Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Yooouuuu think my sport's pathetic G Dsus2 A# But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling... shoes INTERLUDE: Dsus2 - A# (x3) VERSE 2: Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Sooooooo I don't get all the ladies Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Aaaannnd my clothes are from the 80's Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# I'mmmmmm known throughout the vallies G As the prophet of the alleys CHORUS 1: C G C G C And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!" G D F C I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling God G C G C The smell of rosin gets my high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye! G D F Dsus2 A# I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling, the Bowling... God INTERLUDE: Dsus2 - A# (x4) VERSE 3: Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Goooooot a ball that's smooth and all black Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# I keeeeeep it in my favourite ball-sack Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# I geeeeeet a feeling in my soul G As I finger every hole... CHORUS 2: C G C G C And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!" G D F C I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling God G C G C The smell of rosin gets my high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye! G D F I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling, the Bowling... BRIDGE: Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Not a single man will try to beat Almighty Malachi Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# All who challenge me are slain - "Come on, fuckers, pick a lane!" Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Marshall Holman, Gary Dickens; get in line for your ass kickins' Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# John Petraglia, Norm Duke; your so lame it makes me puke Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Who among the pro-bowl sector dares to don his wrist protector? Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# Not that pussy, Nelson Burton; tells me that his wrist is hurtin' Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# "Hey, Mark Roth, hey, Earl 'The Pearl', are you scared to give the ball a hurl?" Dsus2 A# Dsus2 A# How about 'Dickie' Weber and his son, Pete? I'll turn the motherfuckers to cream of wheat! CHORUS 3: C G C G C And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!" G D F C I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling God G C G C The smell of rosin gets my high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye! G D F I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling C G C G C G D F C The Bowling Goooooooooood! Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah! The Bowling... God ×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
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