Stephen Lynch Vanilla Ice Cream chords version 1
This seems to be 100% correct to me. It's a very simple song, but it's funny and I like the rhythm. Capo at 2ndG - 3-2-0-0-3-xIntro: Am E Am E Am E Am EAm E Am E Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thingAm E Am EThe matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever stingAm E Am EJust don't take it personally, this is no attackAm E Am E EBut we will never last because I am white and you are...also whiteAm E G DI only like black girls and brown girls, the café au laitAm E G D Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me awayAm E G DIf your a nubian, I want you to be in every fantasyAm E G DBut if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for meAm E Am EOh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate insteadAm E Am EI hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder BreadAm E Am EDon't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't rightAm E EI am not a racist, some of my best friends are whiteAm E G DI just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au laitAm E G DA caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me awayAm E G DIf you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get outAm E G DIt is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin aboutAm E Am EOur wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory"Am E Am EAnd we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza treeAm E E AmBut color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's classAm EIt's all about her heartEOkay it's partly about that assAm E G DI want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au laitAm E G DA caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me awayAm E G DIf you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truthAm E GThe skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the FountainD of Youth.Am EThomas Jefferson.Am ERobert DeNiro.Am EDavid Bowie.Am E Am ETo a certain extent...Ted Dansen.Am E Am E Strom Thurman!!! Strom Thurman!!! yeeeahh...------------------------------ Feel free to post any corrections or mistakes.