Stephen Lynch – Vanilla Ice Cream chords

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This seems to be 100% correct to me. It's a very simple song, but it's funny and I 
like the rhythm.

Capo at 2nd

G - 3-2-0-0-3-x
Intro: Am E Am E Am E Am E
Am E Am E Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
Am E Am EThe matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting
Am E Am EJust don't take it personally, this is no attack
Am E Am E EBut we will never last because I am white and you are...also white
Am E G DI only like black girls and brown girls, the café au lait
Am E G D Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away
Am E G DIf your a nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy
Am E G DBut if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me
Am E Am EOh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
Am E Am EI hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
Am E Am EDon't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right
Am E EI am not a racist, some of my best friends are white
Am E G DI just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
Am E G DA caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
Am E G DIf you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out
Am E G DIt is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about
Am E Am EOur wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory"
Am E Am EAnd we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree
Am E E AmBut color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class
Am EIt's all about her heart
EOkay it's partly about that ass
Am E G DI want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait
Am E G DA caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away
Am E G DIf you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth
Am E GThe skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain
D of Youth.
Am EThomas Jefferson.
Am ERobert DeNiro.
Am EDavid Bowie.
Am E Am ETo a certain extent...Ted Dansen.
Am E Am E Strom Thurman!!! Strom Thurman!!! yeeeahh...
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