Stephen Lynch - Half A Man tab

This song is really simple

Capo on 3rd fret

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Verse 1: E All my days, G D E I live with my disgrace G D E I'm afraid to show my face G D C Or at least take off my underwear... E See I was born G D E Like a half way neutered pet G D E I donít have a matching set G D Itís a part of me C That just aint there Please, donít stare Chorus E G Well Iím a gambling man with out two dice E G Iím like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice E G Oh to have two testis would be so nice D C E But Iím half a man D C E Yeah, Iím half a man Verse2 E Wanna die G D E end it all, just call it quits G D E I canít find a cup that fits G D C And at baseball games I feel so dumb C When I hear ďball one? E Oh, my God G D E How could you have been so cruel G D E To give me one family jewel G D C And the one thatís there must feel so sad C Heís a lonely nad Chorus 2 E G Well Iím a marathon runner with just one leg E G Iím a fallopian tube with just one egg E Oh, I want another testi G Do I have to beg? D C E Iím half a man D C E Yeah, im half a man Bridge E..G...E...G...E...G...D...C kinda like chorus Chorus 3 E G Well Iím a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum E G And Iím a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb E G And Iím a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum D C E Iím just half a man D C E Yeah, Iím half a man
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