Baby chords with lyrics by Stephen Lynch - Easy chords and tabs for guitar

Stephen Lynch – Baby chords

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Intro:  A, Asus4

Verse 1:

Bm E AMy lady give birth today
Bm E AI run to her room right away
Bm E F#m DShe smiles with glee, and hands her to me
D EI look at my newborn and say
Chorus:
A Bm EDamn thats an ugly baby
A Bm EDamn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm E F#m DI'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
D E ACause damn that's an ugly baby
Bm E ACan't Believe this came from me
Bm E AThink her mom did too much LSD
Bm E F#m DShe's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
D EBut her hair color doesn't match her beard
Chorus:
A Bm EDamn thats an ugly baby
A Bm EDamn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm E F#m DI give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back
D E ACause damn thats and ugly baby
Bridge:
BmAnd when she smiles I find
A EShame McGallen comes to mind
BmIt makes me want to cry
A EWhen I look into her good eye
BmI always wanted kids
A EIs it wrong to hope for SIDS
Bm The doctor calles me in
A E (hold)Mr. Lynch she has a twin
Chorus:
A Bm EDamn that's a good lookin baby
Bm E AOne for two on the good lookin babys
Bm E F#m DNow I start to weep, this one we can keep
D ECause that was an ugly Ass..
A Bm EDamn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm EDamn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm EDamn thats an ugly ass baby
Ending: Play like the chorus
A Bm EShe's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
A Bm EAnd thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh
A Bm ENow doctor I'm asking you guy to guy
A Bm EWould a really really really late term abortion still fly?
A Bm Oh no...not me....
A Bm EI dont want no ugly baby
A Bm EI said Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm EDamn thats an ugly baby
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