Stephen Lynch – Baby chords

Intro:  A, Asus4

Verse 1:

    Bm         E    AMy lady give birth today
   Bm          E         AI run to her room right away
      Bm         E         F#m          DShe smiles with glee, and hands her to me
    D                     EI look at my newborn and say


Chorus:

  A            Bm    EDamn thats an ugly baby
  A            Bm       EDamn thats an ugly ass baby
      Bm             E            F#m             DI'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
       D               E    ACause damn that's an ugly baby



    Bm         E              ACan't Believe this came from me
   Bm          E         AThink her mom did too much LSD
      Bm         E         F#m          DShe's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
    D                                 EBut her hair color doesn't match her beard




Chorus:
  A            Bm    EDamn thats an ugly baby
  A            Bm    EDamn thats an ugly ass baby
    Bm             E            F#m               DI give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back
       D               E    ACause damn thats and ugly baby




Bridge:

     BmAnd when she smiles I find
A                EShame McGallen comes to mind
  BmIt makes me want to cry
A                    EWhen I look into her good eye
BmI always wanted kids
A               EIs it wrong to hope for SIDS
 Bm The doctor calles me in
A                     E (hold)Mr. Lynch she has a twin


Chorus:

  A            Bm          EDamn that's a good lookin baby
    Bm               E          AOne for two on the good lookin babys
      Bm         E         F#m          DNow I start to weep, this one we can keep
    D                     ECause that was an ugly Ass..


  A            Bm    EDamn thats an ugly ass baby

  A            Bm    EDamn thats an ugly ass baby

  A            Bm    EDamn thats an ugly ass baby



Ending: Play like the chorus
 A                  Bm            EShe's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
     A                  Bm           EAnd thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh
      A          Bm        ENow doctor I'm asking you guy to guy
          A                   Bm           EWould a really really really late term abortion still fly?


A           Bm       Oh no...not me.... 
  A            Bm    EI dont want no ugly baby  
  A                   Bm       EI said Damn thats an ugly ass baby
  A            Bm    EDamn thats an ugly baby