Tampon Popsicle – Replaced tab

Artist: Tampon Popsicle
Song: Replaced
Tabbed By: Your Mom

Tampon Popsicle is the greatest band to ever exist in the history of the universe.  Especially their 
player.  He is unbelievably sexy.

I?m pretty sure this is how the song is played.  Riff 1 should be played clean and Riff 2 should be played 

(Standard Tuning)

Riff 1e------------------------------------------------------------|B------------------------------------------------------------|G----------------3---\2-------------------------2---/3-------|D-----------2-----------------------------2------------------|A-------2---------------------------2------------------------|E----0-------------------------0-----------------------------|
Riff 2 (E) (F) (G)[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--][--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--][--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--------2--------4--][--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--][--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--][--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
Bridge: (D) (A)[--2------------------I-----0--------------][--3------------------I-----2--------------][--2----strum---------I-----2----strum-----][--0------------------I-----2--------------][---------------------I-----0--------------][---------------------I--------------------]
Outro (E) (F) (E) (F) (E) (F) (E)[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--][--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--][--1--1--1--1--1-----2------1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--------0--][--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------][--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------][--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0-----------]
Riff 1 (2X) Riff 1 All the girls back in high school Riff 1 Who wouldn?t go out with me Riff 1 You all said I was a wierdo Riff 1 And that?s all I?d ever be Riff 1 That?s okay I don?t mind now Riff 1 That you threw me on the floor Riff 1 Thats okay cause I?m fine now Riff 1 I don?t need you anymore Riff 1 I can see all this time now Riff 1 Trying to get you was a waste Riff 1 Then again I?m okay now Riff 1 Cause you?ve been replaced Riff 2 By a chicken Riff 2 I don?t need humans anymore Riff 2 I?m having sex with a chicken Riff 2 She lays her eggs and then I score Riff 1 (4X) Riff 2 You all thought I was a geek Riff 2 I?m having the time of my life Riff 2 I stick my dick in her beak Riff 2 And finger her with a knife Bridge: D I?ve tried horses A I?ve tried sheep D I?ve tried cows A I beat my meat D When I?m with a chicken A I feel at home D She rubs my dick A Till it begins to foam D I wanted you to go out with me A But you won?t D Now chickens make me hard A And you don?t Riff 2 You might see be at the farm Riff 2 You might see me in black leather Riff 2 You might see me in my car Riff 2 Whacking off on her feathers Outro (4X) Mmm, Tastes like chicken
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